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Beethoven’s Wigfeaturing Richard Perlmutter

Oh No! (Two Step: Maple Leaf Rag)

Oh No!
By Richard Perlmutter


Oh no! Somebody help me! She’s tied to the tracks
Oh no! Somebody help me! No time to relax
Don’t worry! I’ll hurry!
Faster, faster, hurry faster, got to save her from disaster
Will he make it? Is he gonna save her?
Will our hero help her get out of this snag?
Please stay tuned we’ll find out in a minute
In the second verse of the Maple Leaf Rag
Oh no! Look out behind you! They’re caught by surprise
Oh no! Look out behind you! So cover your eyes
Don’t worry! I’ll hurry!
Faster, faster, hurry faster, got to save her from disaster
Will they fight or will they be courageous?
Or will they surrender and wave the white flag?
Please stay tuned we’ll find out in a minute
In another verse of the Maple Leaf Rag
Oh no! Somebody’s coming! They’re headed this way
Oh no! Somebody’s coming! They’re saving the day?
Don’t worry! I’ll hurry!
Faster, faster, hurry faster, got to save her from disaster
Will they make it? Are they gonna save her?
Never let the secret get out of the bag
You’ll find out tune in again tomorrow
For another verse of the Maple Leaf Rag